ohjadewhatshername:

cartoon:

asiafish:

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

ratcoded:

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

caroldanversenthusiast:

Saoirse Ronan yelling at Timothee Chalamet, a thrilling saga by Greta Gerwig.

stuffaboutminneapolis:

The Queen of Minneapolis has spoken.

idrinkluciostears:

theconcealedweapon:

If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle: 

1. Why do fat people get harassed at the gym, while jogging, or while swimming?
2. Why are fat people expected to cover up more? Changing what they wear will not make them healthier.
3. Why are thin people allowed to get away with not exercising and with eating all the pizza and bacon they want? If the problem is the unhealthy lifestyle, why doesn’t that apply to everyone? 

Never mind. I already know the answer.

Mm, it says here these are facts

devin-marie:

frawgs:

imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it

caroldanversenthusiast:

Katherine Ryan - Glitter Room.

sinkies:

so much fat positivity revolves around sexual prowess . what about 10 yr old kids getting bullied for their weight u gonna tell them “dont cry dude ur so thicc” like what lmao

having one of those nights where i really want to just be single forever but then i start to feel sad about being alone forever which is weird bc I’m really close to making peace with likely being alone the rest of my life with my dogs (like i literally said tonight that might be plan a instead of plan b and getting married will be plan b)

I really need therapy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯